So, hey, how are you? How’s it been?
It’s been a while since I wrote a post-y type post. But you know, things are good here. I mean things are busy, but when are they not…
Job is good. Family is fantastic. Social life is awesome. Overall, I’m pretty darn happy.
I feel like it’s been forever since I’ve been able to say that. Like, so long I was legitimately not sure I could remember what it felt like. But there it is!
You know it’s hard to describe happiness, other than, it doesn’t suck. Or, today I don’t have the desire to heave myself off a cliff into oncoming traffic in front of a semi-truck carrying used toilet paper and dirty women’s douches. (Sorry, if that’s insensitive and you know someone who died that way).
Do you know how one goes to realize that they are once again happy?
1. You wake up and start your day and you think to yourself, hey, I don’t think I’m an awful person today.
2. You catch yourself laughing at a CBS sitcom. (extra happy points if it’s “Mom” or something worse).
3. You change your antidepressants.
4. You stop kicking kittens. (DON’T KICK KITTENS IN THE FIRST PLACE)
Well, hey, three out of four ain’t bad.
Just so we are clear, I would never kick a kitten. Or watch “Mom.”